LOL I really thought you were poking fun at all of those people that made super-fluffy fanart assuming Simon and Betty would have lived happily ever after if he hadn't found the crown, when in real life, it was probably a little more complicated than that since she just up and left after he flipped out once... But nope, they're just drunk. Which is better, I think.
Ah to be honest I really do like the idea that they were super fluffy to begin with, because that leaves more up to the imagination of what terrible things he said/did when under the crown's influences. Like in FTH/JTD Finn said and did some pretty messed up things that greatly conflicted with his character when he wore the crown, personally I like to think that Simon was more of a 'good guy' before the crown and he never displayed anything remotely hinting towards him having a dark side, but once he wore the crown it swung his personality so far to the other side it actually terrified Betty, and over time both 'good' and 'bad' sides of Simon sort of melded together to create the Ice King. Never the less I think they'd be freakin adorable drunken cuties.